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- Yamamoto - Takano - Ryoto - Kujime - Han - desu.
- The word I admire the most in the world is... - Yes.
- It's "professional". - It's simple.
- There's no concept of "professional" on YouTube. - Yeah.
There's no "professional" or "amateur" from here on out,
but we have pride in YouTube and want it to be like that.
I think it's cool for people to have a clear title,
- and we admire it as viewers. - Yes, yes.
I think we amateurs don't know if we can really understand it,
- and we experience it. - Yes.
I think we're just wasting it.
No matter how you think about it, "professional" is amazing.
- I want you to learn that "professional" technique. - Yes, yes.
- I want to be a bridge connecting YouTubers and professionals. - Yes, yes.
- For you guys,
I want you to see the difference between "professional" and "amateur".
This time, we have a certain "professional" with us.
We'll show you a technique.
But if you're an "amateur" who doesn't know anything, you'll do the same thing.
- Yes. - You won't know it, right?
You'll just say, "Oh, this "professional" is amazing."
- It's an easy game. - It's an easy game.
If you can't do it,
you'll never be allowed to touch the content of "professional" again.
- Huh? - You can't watch "professional" anymore?
- Oh no. - You can't watch "professional" anymore?
- You can only cut your own hair. - That's right.
- It's a waste of a hair salon. - It's a waste of a hair salon.
- If you pay for it and get your hair cut... - I won't let you do it.
- You're the scariest! - Wait, wait, wait!
I won't do it! I won't do it!
- Can I do it? Can I do it? - The risk is too high.
You can do it, but...
I'm sorry for professionals, but...
I'll make you work hard enough to become a professional baseball player.
- I won't let you do it. - Wait, wait, wait!
- I'm sorry! - You're underestimating professional baseball players.
- I respect you for that. - I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
Then, I won't set a pressure game, so please don't mess up.
- I'll do my best. - I don't think you'll mess up.
- The three genres you'll be playing... - Yes.
- Coffee, shampoo, and hand massage. - Yes.
- Those are the three genres. - So, you said "coffee"?
- Yes, it's coffee. - Why did you say that?
- No, it's not coffee. - It is, right?
- It is. - It's okay, right?
I really said I'd set a pressure game or a punishment game, so...
- I thought you wouldn't know. - What do you mean?
- You're too professional. - I'm sorry, but...
You're here now, so if you don't tell me...
- Seriously, is coffee the only thing you said? - No, no, no!
- You're lying! - It's not!
It's seriously the same!
(They're playing the same game, but they're playing it differently.)
I think that the first round...
(They're playing the same game, but they're playing it differently.)
We'll do that first, but...
Why did you get excited about coffee just now?
(They're playing the same game, but they're playing it differently.)
You said that before the second round, right?
We're not YouTube professionals at all.
That's what you said.
I just touched it, but there is an amateur, professional and amateur of hand massage over there.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Thank you for your participation.
Please follow the hand massage in order from your shoulders and do something like this.
You two professionals are mixed up, aren't you?
Certainly.
I feel like an amateur.
Massage house sahara.
It seems to be.
Can you do hand massage?
Well, my dad used to do it.
Have you ever done it before?
I've done it before.
Are you really a YouTube professional?
Are you a professional who creates the atmosphere of a genius?
Then I'll do it.
I'm a staff member of a recovery shop.
What do you do?
You're a recovery shop, aren't you?
I'm a recovery shop.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Oh, that's it today.
The main part of the recovery shop is...
No matter what it is, the muscles of the hands will be stretched out.
I'm with a different person.
I'm watching you over there.
Isn't it different today?
It's different today.
Are we used to it?
That's right.
The person next to me.
Hello.
Thank you for putting out a video of recovery shop.
Suddenly, you said something like that.
You're good at it.
I like massage.
I used to do it myself unconsciously.
Do you like it or receive it?
I'm the one who receives it.
Well, the one who receives it likes it.
In other words, you know where you feel good.
It's the same as the recovery shop.
If you get it, I'll give you something happy.
I was compared to a recovery shop.
Toshimitsu has a good voice.
No matter what it is, the muscles of the hands will be stretched out.
I like it or receive it.
It's the same as the recovery shop.
Please put on this eye mask.
I'll give you a procedure in this state.
Please make a random number in me.
One, two, three.
Yes, it's done.
I'll start.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Hello.
What are you doing?
Go back.
I'll start.
One, two, three.
I'll do it again.
I'll do it for 30 seconds.
Massage is ready.
I'll start.
It feels good.
You're good at it.
Your hands are moist.
I'm proud of you!
I'll do it for this person, too.
To be honest, I don't know if I can compare it because it's my first time.
It's weaker than I thought.
But doesn't it feel good?
That's right.
The way you spread your hands doesn't seem like you're an amateur.
I felt like you were getting used to it.
To be honest, I don't know if I can compare it because it's my first time.
Okay, that's it!
Thank you.
Please go back to where you were.
Okay, number two!
Ready, go!
You're stronger than you were before.
People who do it later can see the technique and complete it.
I'm sorry about that.
Only professionals can't do it.
Okay, that's it!
30 seconds is surprisingly short.
Really.
It's just a touch.
Ready, go!
Okay, that's it!
Doesn't it hurt?!
Hey, doesn't this massage thing hurt?!
It's pretty strong, isn't it?
Okay, that's it!
Thank you for saying it doesn't hurt.
Okay, one last time, please.
It's rock, right?
Okay, go ahead.
Oh, it hurts!
It hurts, doesn't it?
The power is about the same as the one before.
Wow, it's pretty strong.
It's pretty strong, isn't it?
Okay, that's it!
I see.
Ready, go!
Man, I should've held more of Yumemaru's hands during this time.
Time's up!
Okay, please take off your blindfolds.
Okay, okay, okay.
Please show us your number.
Ready, go!
Three!
One!
I forgot!
Is that how it's gonna be?
Huh? One?
No, it's three.
Well, it's February and New Year's Eve.
February and New Year's Eve, and I thought it was Yumemaru.
It's gonna be revealed!
It's revealed!
I'm glad you got a penalty game.
I don't know what it is.
Well, number one was weak.
Yeah, it was weak.
For me, it was simply strong.
I felt like I was being squeezed.
So I thought number one wasn't just about touching it.
Wow, but this is...
The more you say it, the scarier it is.
It's scary.
I'm going to announce it now.
Yuto's massage is...
Number three!
That was close!
Okay!
I'm in trouble.
Customer!
Yes?
You call a professional every week, don't you?
Yumemaru comes every week!
I think Yumemaru was a little better.
It's the same!
It's not the same!
Number three was better.
Good job.
It was completely different.
I didn't really know.
I thought Miko was doing it pretty hard and it hurt, but it wasn't weak at all.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've been doing it like this for a long time, but it's gotten tight all of a sudden.
I don't know the procedure, but I'm really lost.
Great. Thank you.
You really did your best this time, didn't you?
It's okay to lose and get out of it.
Now, the second round.
An amateur of coffee, a professional amateur has come.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
From the person on the left, can you say something about coffee?
- Yes. - Yes.
Coffee shop "Molipos"
- Do you have it? - Do you have it?
- I'd like to eat it. - I'd like to eat it.
Why do you come in from me?
Basically, you can only drink black coffee.
Well, I drank one cup and drank the second one, so I'm hungry.
I'm fat now.
I don't think it goes well with cafe coffee.
Then, please.
Yes, I'm Seto Ken of barley coffee stand "barista".
- Thank you in advance. - Thank you in advance.
- Seto Ken? - Seto Ken.
- Wow. - Wow.
Well, judging by the person's appearance,
you have a head like the earth.
I don't think he'll know.
Then, is coffee good?
Yes, I think coffee I dripped today will be loved by everyone in the 10th floor.
Thank you in advance.
- You're an amateur of coffee. - You're an amateur of coffee.
- Seriously? - Seriously?
People you like are this positive.
That's a good thing.
- Hello. - Hello.
I like coffee the most.
- I have a barista's hot water bottle. - Hot water bottle.
I think I can say a lot of things.
From now on, you three will be in exactly the same situation.
- But you'll drink and compare which one is professional. - Oh, I see.
You can do it while listening to Seto Ken of cafe coffee stand.
- Can you go back that much? - Absolutely not.
- I can win. - Right.
- Then, I'll go out once. - Yes.
- Then, I'll go out randomly. - Yes, please.
Wow, it's luxurious to do it alone on the screen.
It's delicious!
[Seto Ken of cafe coffee stand]
- Then, please. - Please.
- We'll prepare coffee now. - Yes.
- We'll measure the weight and time. - I see.
- I think I can make cookies like petals. - Where did you get this?
- It's a dripper from a company called Origami. - Origami?
- I heard Origami. - Origami?
- Isn't it good? - Is it a little troublesome?
- Can you say this much? - I'll do it.
- Wow, what do you say when you put coffee in it? - Let's.
- Let's coffee. - Let's coffee!
Let's coffee!
- Huh? - Oh, I'm starting to get angry.
- What's your style? - I need a rush.
- Coffee. - You're always rushing.
- Your sense of humor is a little high-spirited. - I have a high style.
- High... Oh, I see.
- Yes, I've finished putting it in. - Wow, you're fast.
- You put it in quite slowly. - I was in a hurry.
- Don't be in a hurry. - Yes, I put it in. If it falls like this...
- Yes, it's done. - It's done!
- Yes!
- Now, the coffee is ready!
- Drink one, two, and three from this side and open it!
- I'm nervous. - It's getting colder and colder.
- Yes, thank you for the meal!
- I'll give you a hint for now, so I'll go without comments.
- You're comparing it quite a bit.
- Did you be able to show your true skills? - Yes.
- I think you made delicious coffee like you always do.
- You're not a professional who says, "I did it today," "I can't do it today." - That's right.
- What kind of face do you know?
- What is he saying? It's all the same.
- Wait a minute. Let me think about it. - Huh? You were really confident.
- It's okay. I can think about it. - Hey.
- If I could only guess "m" coffee stand, it would be "m" coffee stand.
- Please make it "m" coffee stand.
- I'm not good at this round thing.
- Let's see what number is wrong.
- One, two, three!
- Let's hear why.
- Personally, I think "m" coffee stand is the best.
- But I didn't care about whether it was delicious or not.
- If you compare these two, "m" coffee stand was closer to hot water.
- Ryo's cafe coffee is sold at a price that is easy to drink, so it's closer to hot water.
- I made a mistake.
- Second place. - Oh!
- Isn't it a little lame? This one.
- Did you get the number wrong? - I made a mistake.
- Second place. - My impression is...
- As an easy-to-understand person, I thought it might be thick.
- For amateurs like me, I thought it might be cream.
- Cream... - Yes.
- First of all, let's have the person who made number three raise his hand.
- Okay, person who made number three, please raise your hand!
- It's me.
- Shimizu-kun makes my coffee every day.
- It was delicious. - Yes.
- Is this convenient? - No, I don't need it.
- Today? - Yes.
- It's my dinner today. - Oh, I see.
- The rest are Imemaru vs. Kuro.
- The person who made number two's coffee, please raise your hand!
- It's me!
- Second place! - Yes!
Scary! Scary! Scary!
- Sorry about what you said, but let's call it "blood-less coffee". - 1, 3, coffee...
- That's crazy... - Even if you drink it...
- Everyone drank it in one go. - But honestly, I don't think I did too bad.
- I watched you, you were pretty good. - Thank you.
- You should've soaked it in water. - Ah, so you did.
- Just a little salt. - That's all you know about it.
[The third race]
[The third race] So, the third race.
[The third race] Yes.
[The third race] At the end, we'll...
[The third race] neatly arrange them and end it.
- So, let's do it. - Yes.
Let's move.
- Let's move! - So, we're here.
- It's the third race. - Yes.
- We're at Soetoroad. - We're here for a beauty salon.
- We're here for shampoo. - It's a luxury.
- We'd like to use it for luxury. - Yes.
- We have three people here. - Let's introduce them.
- Please. - Hello.
- Hello.
- This is the professional white man. - I see.
- I think you've done a lot of things. - Yes.
- But you're not good at shampooing. - No, I'm not.
- What? - No, you're not.
- We're shooting now. - We're shooting now.
- No, we're not. - No, we're not.
- Do you have any episodes about shampooing? - Episodes?
- How long have you been doing it? - It's my 13th year.
- You're working hard every day. - Yes.
- Everyone's been doing it lately. - I don't shampoo that much.
- Really? - Yes.
- How about you? - I work at a salon in Matsuda.
- I'm a drug dealer. - I'm a drug dealer.
- I shampoo my own hair. - I shampoo my own hair.
- How about you, Shirofuku? - I've been shampooing for 29 years.
- You're good at it. - No, I'm not good at it.
- I think this is the easiest one. - It's the easiest one.
- It's the easiest one.
- I'm sure you'll do it. - I'm sure you'll do it.
- Please do it. - We'll play a random rock-paper - scissors game.
The person who wins rock-paper-scissors will do it first in order.
- I'm in a hurry. - No, we'll do it from the beginning.
Rock-paper-scissors, go!
- Okay. - Rock-paper-scissors, go!
Okay, position.
Okay, one, two, three.
- Okay, we'll do it in order. - Okay.
- Okay, we're ready. You can do it in the shower until we put on eye coverings. - Okay.
- Okay, please. - Okay.
- Okay, here we go. - Are you planning on putting on eye coverings?
- Yes, I've made a lot of eye coverings before with this. - Shut up.
- Excuse me. - Wow.
- This is so exciting. - Wow, shut up!
Okay, first person, please start shampooing.
- It's already starting. - Wow.
- First, let the water blend in. - Wow, you're good at this.
- But, I don't know if I can say this because I'm used to it. - You know what I'm talking about, don't you?
- I like shampooing, but... - Which part is...
- This is too much. - It's too much.
- The rhythm is good, but it doesn't feel good. - It's strong.
This is strong, though.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Let's continue with the second person. - Okay.
Second person, please.
- Huh? - No, no, no. Your face is on it.
- No, no, wait a minute. - You're definitely not used to it, right now.
It's a little more messy than the first one.
- It feels like you're swallowing it. - Ah, you might be right.
- This is fun. - But you can't move, can you?
- If you take a shower, you'll get pimples. - Do you want to do that too?
- It's a little embarrassing. - Yeah, it is.
- Okay, thank you! - Thank you!
- Third person, please. - You're so nice.
- The way you made it blend in was so nice. - Wow, it's totally different.
- An overwhelming evolution. - Your impression of it was pretty clear.
- It's smooth. - It's fast.
- You're letting it flow. - I'm trying to make it feel like someone likes it.
- I see. Okay, thank you! - Thank you!
- Thank you for waiting. - Thank you for waiting.
- Ow! - Ow! It hurt so much!
- Excuse me. - Excuse me.
- I'm really sorry.
- Here you go. - Thank you.
- First person, please. - It was a good experience.
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Wait, what's with that laugh? - I'm not embarrassed because it's different, but I feel like I'm doing it in a scary way.
From the middle like this, and if it's like this at a well-known beauty salon, I don't doubt it.
- Oh, you're doubting that you just put your finger in your right ear. - It's more of a flow than a shampoo.
- After all, you'll get your face wet. - Thank you! - Thank you!
- So, second person, please come over here. - Yes.
- Oh, this person seems like a scalp massage. - How is it, your scalp?
I can't help it.
- Wait a minute, I'm washing my hair now. - Yes, thank you!
Third person, please come over here.
Fourth person, please come over here.
Fifth person, please come over here.
- How is it going? - So far, I don't really care about it, but it feels really good.
- Oh, it feels like the back of my neck is attacking my fangs. - It feels like you're washing this side of my face.
- Yes, thank you! - Thank you!
- I'll take off the blindfold. - Oh, it's okay. - What? - No, I'll do it. - No, I can do it myself. - Customers, I'll let you do it automatically here. - Okay!
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work.
- Shall we go to work? - Let's go to work.
- One, two, three! - Three!
- Oh, great! Number three!
- How do you feel about your promotion? - I don't know about you guys.
- I didn't know what I was doing in the hospital. - Yes.
- But I think you were the best. - I see.
- Number three! - Yes.
- Please raise your hand if you think number three did a great job.
- It's me.
- Did you have fun? - Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work.
- I'll do it, too! - I'll do it, too!
- You're good at watching.
- I usually watch a movie and watch it with him. - I'm tired now.
- I feel like I'm going to pass out. - I'm scared and can't go quickly.
- Oh, it's the same. - It's the same.
- It's the same.
- I'm sure you're talented. - That's for sure!
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you very much.
I know that you want me to pay attention to the various aspects of my daily life, don't you?
Goodbye.